Main // Info // Staff // The CompoundThe Modern Bolt compound is definitely something to be envious of, we get all
kinds of jealous emails from our competitors.
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I've said it once, and I'll say it again: the
Googleplex ain't got nothing on the 120 acre compound where the Modern Bolt
employees are housed. It has all the amenities! |
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The Modern Bolt Bus takes people where they need to go, and
there's always a party! |
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The compound has state of the art computer equipment. |
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Corporate sponsorship helps fund the compound and its
aims. |
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In between tasks, employees can get their hair did. |
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or even get their clothes washed at the first class
laundrymat. |
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They can also have a good time in the party room. |
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If they're partied out and too tired to work, they can
always take a nice nap in one of the high class suites. |
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Is it tax season? Well, the in house accountants can
work on your 1049 like it's nobody's business! |
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While you're waiting on those pencil pushers to finish
your tax return, you can relax in the sun room. |
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All this relaxing as made me hungry, why not join me in
our 21st century caffetiera? |
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I mean, why not? Our food is very traditional and comes
from way back when. |
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After the meal, you'll need to use the facilities,
trust me. But you can go in style! |
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Reading material while you wait for departure to
commence. |
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Or listen to music while you do your deed. |
As you can see this place is rollin' in class. Hope to see you here soon.