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The Modern Bolt compound is definitely something to be envious of, we get all kinds of jealous emails from our competitors.

I've said it once, and I'll say it again: the Googleplex ain't got nothing on the 120 acre compound where the Modern Bolt employees are housed. It has all the amenities!
The Modern Bolt Bus takes people where they need to go, and there's always a party!
The compound has state of the art computer equipment.
Corporate sponsorship helps fund the compound and its aims.
In between tasks, employees can get their hair did.
or even get their clothes washed at the first class laundrymat.
They can also have a good time in the party room.
If they're partied out and too tired to work, they can always take a nice nap in one of the high class suites.
Is it tax season? Well, the in house accountants can work on your 1049 like it's nobody's business!
While you're waiting on those pencil pushers to finish your tax return, you can relax in the sun room.
All this relaxing as made me hungry, why not join me in our 21st century caffetiera?
I mean, why not? Our food is very traditional and comes from way back when.
After the meal, you'll need to use the facilities, trust me. But you can go in style!
Reading material while you wait for departure to commence.
Or listen to music while you do your deed.

As you can see this place is rollin' in class. Hope to see you here soon.