Ever sat down and wondered why nothing ever good happens to your best friend? I haven't and if you have you are weird to say the least. I mean don't best friends usually have all these enviable qualities you wish you had, and the girl you wish you married? Of course at this point you would accuse me of "projecting", and you are wrong I am not a projector; I am a human being.

It's comments like that, which cause me to go off on a tangent about absolutely nothing,it's like trying to force a deep and provocative statement out of your dog it's not going to happen. I can't help but wonder why all these occurrences have a positive correlation with how much time you spend on the internet. I guess its like you reap what you sow and you clearly aren't sowing shit on the internet.